The Collected Sayings of Noah, Vol 2

2. "Baseball players grab their crotch."

3. "I'm a disasternaut!"

4. [Gazing at a half-eaten, oozing peanut butter sandwich]  "It looks like a tiger with a runny nose."

5. "I'm a lifegaurdener!"

6. [Playing with his fireman gear, prized birthday loot]  "I am a fire fighter.  Miles is a fire baby.  Mommy, you can be a fire fighter.  Daddy, your job is over there, in the corner.  You can play with those things."  Indicating a corner containing no firefighting gear whatsoever.

7. The miniature fire fighter also donned his gear to buy milk at the corner store this morning.  "Are you a fireman?" the girl behind the counter asked.  "Yeah," Noah replied.  Conversation continued: apparently a fire engine had been summoned the day before to put out some flames at a house across the street.  The final day of our vacation had caused us to miss this excitement.  Noah listened with interest to the counter girl's report, then intoned: "There were no survivors."