To my knowledge Baby Jogger has not tested its products in earth orbit, but I’m pretty sure the harness on Noah’s new stroller is fit for space travel. Check out the padding on those shoulder straps! Just how fast are we meant to be pushing this thing?
Fast. At least compared to his old get-up, which I now realize had all the handling ability of a 14th-century ox plow (did that jalopy even have wheels?). And like the Gemini astronauts, whose bladders were compressed by liftoff, Noah is diapered, so there’s really no limit now.
How must it feel, to be liberated from the unchanging view of his old man and lady he’d been stuck with in that old backward-facing stroller? Four months old and finally he gets to turn his back to his dad and take in the world. How long before he starts ghostriding this whip? (Or this one.)
Oh, the places he'll go.
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