Exercise Hour

A home-economics riddle for our cash-strapped times: How can you eliminate the need for a treadmill and a Swiffer simultaneously?

Sous Chef...

... assistant dishwasher...


... master of the tupperware cabinet.

I Like Big Trucks And I Cannot Lie

Neighbors across the street engaged a cement mixer for sidewalk repairs yesterday. Earlier in the week, the trash and recycling trucks had made their rounds. Short of setting the house on fire to attract a full-fledged fire engine, we're probably not going to get Noah any closer to rapture than this.

You Can Pick Your Friends, And You Can Pick Your Nose

But you can't pick your friends' noses, Noah.